Voicemail

[mother_forker]

Hello, if you’re hearing this, that means I’m probably trying to avoid you. So don’t leave a message because I'll probably ignore it.

*click*

Comments

[firstofitskind]

From here.

Normally, I'd agree with you. However, you'll find people here will eat any number of things they really shouldn't.

[mother_forker]

Going here!