Voicemail

Aug. 29th, 2027 07:16 am
mother_forker: (voicemail)
[personal profile] mother_forker
Hello, if you’re hearing this, that means I’m probably trying to avoid you. So don’t leave a message because I'll probably ignore it.

*click*

Phone Day!

Date: 2021-04-01 01:35 pm (UTC)
flourish_or_perish: ([an] headache)
From: [personal profile] flourish_or_perish
who IS into their siblings like that????? GROSS.

Faye, again, had no idea who had texted her, but she still needed to know the answer to that question, ew.

Phone Day!

Date: 2021-04-01 03:11 pm (UTC)
howareyanow: (using a phone)
From: [personal profile] howareyanow
Wayne squinted at his phone.

Y'wanna know what? He wasn't quite sure he knew where this was coming from, but it was about time someone around here was in the mood fer a good donnybrook. He was practically already unbuttoning his cuffs.

You got it, bud. Place? Time? Hope you bring your dancing shoes, twinkle toes.

PHONE DAY!

Date: 2021-04-01 03:30 pm (UTC)
betterthanaplan: ((:-|)
From: [personal profile] betterthanaplan
[from here]

'drunk makeovers' seems pretty self-explanatory to me?

Date: 2021-04-01 05:15 pm (UTC)
texted3times: (Default)
From: [personal profile] texted3times
I thought you enjoyed how uncivilized I am?

Wacky Phone Day!

Date: 2021-04-01 06:00 pm (UTC)
ohvalleyofpenis: (smiley mcgee)
From: [personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis
Anakin, just let him love you!

"We could always have your wife join us! The more the merrier!"

Date: 2021-04-01 06:14 pm (UTC)
thatwaslucky: (thinking about this)
From: [personal profile] thatwaslucky
Rey had some questions.

"I'm really concerned about why we're talking about Fyre safety."

Date: 2021-04-01 06:36 pm (UTC)
sexy_giraffe: (sulking)
From: [personal profile] sexy_giraffe
I'm like a...seven and a half single? Available, but if Prince Harry finally calls back, I'm taken. Why?

Date: 2021-04-01 07:50 pm (UTC)
firstofitskind: (global)
From: [personal profile] firstofitskind
From here.

Normally, I'd agree with you. However, you'll find people here will eat any number of things they really shouldn't.

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