mother_forker | Room 203: Thursday Afternoon

Eleanor is not Irish by any stretch of the imagination. However any excuse to drink is any excuse to drink.

She awoke on the floor of her room, a large manila envelope on her chest and a Pope's hat on her head. She got up slowly trying to keep the room from spinning as she did. When she could finally focus she looked down to see that the envelope came from Arizona State University. Which led her to her first thought. And because she was so hungover she said it aloud.

"Where the fork did this come from?"

Well. It was addressed to her. She shrugged and opened the envelop to find a stack of papers and a letter inside.

Dear Ms. Shellstrop,

Congratulations, you have been accepted..

"No forking way," Eleanor said aloud as she started looking through the paperwork. "Who did I fork to get accepted into college?"

And after another pause another thought was said aloud.

"And when did I forking apply to college?"

Those mysteries would have to solved another day because-

"Oh! Hey. Schnapps."

Drinking.