Somewhere in the ethereal plane...
Oct. 3rd, 2019 02:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mother_forkerThe man in the dapper suit pushed away a pile of ticker tape and let out a long sigh. "Okay. Let's review."
The other person in the room put down their pile of ticker tape and gave the man a portion of their attention. After all, they access to all knowledge of the universe and was currently downloading the activity of various school children in Albuquerque but that could wait. "Okay. I am here for reviewing."
"First of all she ditched class yesterday after implicating another student in what could have been an actual crime. Then she spent multiple weeks antagonizing another student just because he made breakfast for others free of charge."
The person nodded in agreement.
"Then there's the fact that she's taking class from apparently an entity that is the actual devil but does not exist in this universe," the man continued.
"Technically there is a Lucifer in the hot dog division but that's just a coincidence," the person replied politely.
"Uh-huh. And it looks like her roommate is an entity that grants wishes at the cost of your soul. Her ethics teacher is responsible for countless deaths and her score is in the absolute toilet. The only real progress I've seen is that she shared a piece of shrimp with another student."
The person listening to the man in the dapper suit nodded in pleasant agreement. "You know what this means, right?" They asked.
The man let out a long sigh. "I should have taken a better look at the brochure?"
"You should have taken a better look at the brochure," they agreed. "However today it is raining jello there and that is just neat! I think if we ever do another neighborhood-"
"We're not having Jello rain, Janet."
"Okay," they said happily and then the both went back to reading ticker tape. One entity was definitely happier than the other.
The other person in the room put down their pile of ticker tape and gave the man a portion of their attention. After all, they access to all knowledge of the universe and was currently downloading the activity of various school children in Albuquerque but that could wait. "Okay. I am here for reviewing."
"First of all she ditched class yesterday after implicating another student in what could have been an actual crime. Then she spent multiple weeks antagonizing another student just because he made breakfast for others free of charge."
The person nodded in agreement.
"Then there's the fact that she's taking class from apparently an entity that is the actual devil but does not exist in this universe," the man continued.
"Technically there is a Lucifer in the hot dog division but that's just a coincidence," the person replied politely.
"Uh-huh. And it looks like her roommate is an entity that grants wishes at the cost of your soul. Her ethics teacher is responsible for countless deaths and her score is in the absolute toilet. The only real progress I've seen is that she shared a piece of shrimp with another student."
The person listening to the man in the dapper suit nodded in pleasant agreement. "You know what this means, right?" They asked.
The man let out a long sigh. "I should have taken a better look at the brochure?"
"You should have taken a better look at the brochure," they agreed. "However today it is raining jello there and that is just neat! I think if we ever do another neighborhood-"
"We're not having Jello rain, Janet."
"Okay," they said happily and then the both went back to reading ticker tape. One entity was definitely happier than the other.
