Room 203: Thursday

[mother_forker]

Anyone walking by room 205 would note that:
A. The room is a mess.
B. Eleanor was still in bed listening to Tahani on the radio being totally judgmental.

"Make better choices, Eleanor," She repeated in a mocking faux British accent. "While I continue to namedrop celebrities because I'm totally better than you. I'm so pretty with perfect skin, perfect hair and luscious lips that-"

Wait. Where did that come from? Right. Back to indigation.

"Make better choices, Eleanor. Mew. Mew. Mew."

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[white_oleander]

"Well, my actual ID says I'm 42," Astrid pointed out, "but it expires in 1995."

The expiration dates'll get you.

"But I think you're right. We can invite some.other people, too, make a night out it...Sounds fun, actually."

They needed more.distractions around here, really.

[mother_forker]

"Abso-forking-lutely," Eleanor agreed. "We need a girls night out. We can even invite Tahani-butt so she can see what a real night out is like."

And not because of her lips. Nope.

[white_oleander]

Oh, no, definitely not those. Or her butt.

"Definitely Tahani," Astrid, who was going to suggest that anyway for no particular reason, agreed. "Instant prestige for our girls night out. And if we add Alexis? Instant entertainment, too."

[mother_forker]

"Hmm, If we do that we'll probably have to score some additional cash. Or make them pay for everything," Eleanor said thoughtfully as she began to pick through the clothes on her bed to find something somewhat clean. "And I still owe them money for dry cleaning."

[white_oleander]

Astrid would have thought that that seemed a waste of money, if it weren't for the fact that she had a hunch that money wasn't going anywhere.

"Maybe Summer will cut us all a good deal."

[mother_forker]

"True. And if we all get sucked into Anakin's insane weekly torture session we can all get the first round of jello shots for free," Eleanor added cheerfully. "I believe the next one will be shrimp inspired."

[white_oleander]

Astrid kept up on radio enough to not be surprised by this, but that didn't mean she was going to look forward to it.

"That's going to be an experience," she said.

But she figured the possibility of witnessing Tahani even in the same room as a shrimp jello shot would be enough to sway Mae to come along too. She hoped.